FYI

In case you really want to scare yourself into thinking that there is something horribly wrong with yourself (baby related or otherwise), go ahead and eat a whole lot of Flamin' Hot Cheetos in one sitting (the lime flavor isn't necessary). Wait approximately 24 hours and then go to the bathroom. I guarantee you will freak out.

Needless to say, I flipped when I went to the bathroom this afternoon and discovered that there was something red in the toilet. Upon investigation I realized that it was simply red coloring and not blood. I am 99% sure that this happened because of the HUGE amount of Flamin' Hot Cheetos I ate yesterday. A word of advice... never eat that many Flamin' Hot Cheetos unless you want a good scare.